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What is the meaning of life?

To quote Merriam-Webster:

Main Entry: 1life
Function: noun
Inflected Form(s): plural lives /'lIvz/
Etymology: Middle English lif, from Old English lif; akin to Old English libban to live -- more at LIVE

1 a : the quality that distinguishes a vital and functional being from a dead body b : a principle or force that is considered to underlie the distinctive quality of animate beings -- compare VITALISM 1 c : an organismic state characterized by capacity for metabolism, growth, reaction to stimuli, and reproduction.
2 a : the sequence of physical and mental experiences that make up the existence of an individual b : one or more aspects of the process of living
3 : BIOGRAPHY 1
4 : spiritual existence transcending physical death
5 a : the period from birth to death b : a specific phase of earthly existence c : the period from an event until death d : a sentence of imprisonment for the remainder of a convict's life
6 : a way or manner of living
7 : LIVELIHOOD
8 : a vital or living being; specifically : PERSON
9 : an animating and shaping force or principle
10 : SPIRIT, ANIMATION
11 : the form or pattern of something existing in reality
12 : the period of duration, usefulness, or popularity of something
13 : the period of existence (as of a subatomic particle) -- compare HALF-LIFE
14 : a property (as resilience or elasticity) of an inanimate substance or object resembling the animate quality of a living being
15 : living beings (as of a particular kind or environment)
16 a : human activities b : animate activity and movement c : the activities of a given sphere, area, or time
17 : one providing interest and vigor
18 : an opportunity for continued viability
19 : capitalized, Christian Science : GOD 1b
20 : something resembling animate life

It's not in there.

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[.Mmm Burgers with Extra LMAOnaise .]

The best way to revenge yourself on an animal is to eat it.

Oh come on.

Everyone knows it but they leave it to me to say it out loud!

And this is the problem with vegetarians! If a cow sasses me, I can say "Oh yeah? well guess what, wise guy? I will use your flesh for digestive energy." But vegetarians just take it! And then cows have no idea who they can get away with sassing, and let's face it they're not the smartest pickles in the fountain, so they sass EVERYONE and then I end up eating a lot of beef. It's not that big a problem.

It's so SATISFYING. You're like, "My feelings are hurt, but soon I'll be full of meat. Wow, I feel better already!!"

you're coming with me and we're going to sneak on to a farm.

Sherri, I know you're vegetarian, but you've been vegetarian since forever. You were ahead of the curve. But lately everyone ELSE is suddenly like, "Oh, Chels, I'm sorry, I don't eat roast anymore because it's just way too delicious. And gosh, no, no, steaks are out too because they don't have any stupid chlorophyll in them!"

Vegetables are good, but they are not fun. Nothing makes vegetables fun except using them as weapons (carrot swords, etc).

First off, you've got your lacto-ovo vegetarians, who don't eat meat but do eat eggs and milk. There's also lacto vegetarians and ovo vegetarians. Then you've got your vegans, who don't eat meat products or ANY animal products, so eggs, honey, milk, and cheese are out, and even leather sometimes. For - shoes. And pants?

My favorite are the freegans! Where you be vegetarian for free, you ask?

Close! It's where you don't eat meat unless you're given it for free, like from a dumpster. You prevent meat from going to waste, but you don't support its production.

That sounds close to flexitarians, who only eat meat when being vegetarian would be rude or inconvenient.

Now, I myself and a tremendomeatatarian, which means that I only eat meat which I find to be tremendously delicious!

I know you've seen me eat fruits and vegetables...

Yes. On account of the golly gosh-darned scurvy.

Hmm, I gotta go.

I'm totally craving a meat salad right now.

-C

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