[.Yeah, I Got Married.]

Okay okay okay..

as I complete writing YET ANOTHER entry for this site, it fails.. and then I watch as it promptly dies and deletes itself upon uploading, and the world collapses in on itself and we are left in another black hole. Or maybe I am exaggerating, and it is not exactly an event of such catastrophic magnitude, but it is totally pissing me off anyway.

No pictures today. :(

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[.SPAM, it's more than just fake meat.]

Okay, well. I feel compelled to write again (I know! So quick like!) because first of all, my spam? Really entertaining. For me anyhow. I'm not even deleting it.
Since when is "penis enlargement" coming up with witticisms? Why does "penis enlargement" kind of think nobody cares about me? Oh, penis enlargement, you're so clever, but why are you trying to make me feel bad about myself? You are penis enlargement!! Let's not project our little insecurities onto others. TSK TSK.
Not to mention, I am a girl. So all the more amusing.

This was going to be an entry about wedding stuff, and how sometimes I make proclamations that land me in trouble, or worse, that force me to do work, but, people!

Listen, things have changed dramatically in the last six minutes! Now, it is going to be an entry that is about the feathered spawn of Satan currently taking over the school campus, because, you guys? I was just physically attacked. By birds. Small ones. What the HELL?

Seriously! They're watching me right now. I am not exaggerating. Their eyes are saying words. And those words are "Come here Chelsey, let us near you.. let us taste you.."
Here are the basic facts, which I will lay out for you:

(1) There are birds.
(2) They want to kill me.
(3) They are everywhere.

That is all.

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[.All Because Two People Fell In Love.]

I have been totally absent for a long time.. I have been a busy girl these past few weeks/months. Busy! Moving into my new place (Hey! Guess what! I moved into my new place! Feel free to send expensive gifts), trying to get school underway, Emily coming into town –
it’s been crazy around here.
I'm not gonna lie though.. it's been busy, but I could've popped in every once in awhile. I'm so far behind, ugh. Hot crackers.., hi! So, guys, there are a million things to tell you about, and I've been stuck trying to figure out where to begin.
Whoookay. So. Let's just get caught up, yes? But I'm going to give you the cliffnotes.
It all kinda started back in December. I met this wonderful boy..
All it took was that one date and we both knew this was it. We were forever.
January 4th, we "confirmed" our relationship, via Facebook.. because peeps, it ain't nothin' until it's made public to the masses.
I decided also, that day, that I was going to follow him wherever he went.
And so here we are.. well, just watch..

Make an on-line slide show at www.OneTrueMedia.com

aaaand, in case ya couldn't get the hint from the song played in the video, we're engaged!

So there you have it.

-C

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